I woke to the crowing of my landlord's cock. It wasn't the usual crowing, it was the crowing that sounded like it was singing - there and then, I knew it was going to be a good day. I jumped out of bed and immediately started playing songs from my mp3 as I started to get dressed for work. Humming to Simi's Move On, I wiggled my little butt sideways on my dressing chair. It was starting to be a good day already, and by the end of the day, I was hoping to get the long awaited news of my life. "Ahhhhhh", I squeaked in delight, not giving a rat ass about my neighbors who might still be sleeping. Today might be the day I got promoted to my long desired position at the office, and I was determined to look my best. Tade, my office best friend, had chatted me up the night before to gush about how the position was vacant, and how everyone was whispering that it might come to me. "Never to be caught unfresh", I mumbled underneath my breath as I painted my lips w...
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