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She Must Be Obeyed Movie Review

  I don't understand Funke Akindele's obsession with the music industry Sha. She is always trying to project the industry one way or the other - we have Industreet already. On this new one Sha, I don't know how to feel about it.  This storyline is great. The life of a Celebrity musician behind the camera and in front of the camera. But the directing get as e be. The movie just dey anyhow. But the acting from some cast made up for the 'anyhowness'. Bishop (Okon) was amazing. Lateef was great. Gayness doesn't fit Akah. He shouldn't try it again. Vee tried small. I don't understand what Ali Nuhu was acting. Lizzy Jay sef dey vex person. The entire Rachael Okonkwo family weren't it at all. Mama Gee no try at all. Don't give her a drunk role again. Nancy Isime was Nancy Isime, Just there. Shaffy Bello was great as always. In all, I will give it a 4/10.

The Blue Double Tick

  I sent you an epistle. A long ass paragraph, Telling, sharing, opening up, On how much I love, How i want you, How I might have made terrible mistakes in the past with other men, How I would love to give love with you a chance. I sent you a heart emoji, And a kiss emoji And another love emoji, Making it 3 emojis, Because they say thrice is the charm. I sent you a final sentence, That came in form of a question, Seven Words, Twenty Three letters, Would You Love To Have Me Now? It was my turn to wait patiently for you to read my message and reply me. I know I had kept you waiting, Far too Long than I should have, I remember the many nights you would send me messages, Telling, sharing, opening up, On how you much you love me, How much you want me, How I make other girl looks like they weren't good enough for you. And then you would wait anxiously for me to open and reply them, But just like your tick took forever to change into the Blue Double Tick when you message me, Tonight, my t...

The Black Book Movie Review

  Chaos is what you get when you try to film movies like Hollywood without doing your homework well.  That kidnapping scene is one of the most chaotic and unorganized crime scenes ever. Like WTH!! Moving on, we have RMD and Olumide bonding that didn't give the vibes they were gunning for. Then the scene where Sam Dede called Bimbo Akintola on the phone asking who he should kill. Please what's the job of the two police men that were present at the scene? What's their work? Are they aesthetics? I expected them to go close to her immediately they realized she was communicating with the kidnappers. No, they stood like they were visitors checking family album. Mchew. It was after the conversation has ended that the soldier guy came to stand in front of her - like a mannequin.  Another thing, choice of soundtrack was shitty. What's "omo mi Seun rere" doing in that beach scene. I am rolling my eyes. All those half half conversations that were flying up and down, na r...

On Taylor Zakhar Perez, Nicholas Galitzine and the Red, White and Royal Blue Cakegate Saga

If you are homophobic, it is better you stop reading at this point. Thank you! Lol. It isn’t news that Prime’s new movie, Red White and Royal Blue movie, is currently making waves, bringing smiles to lovers’ faces and making people believe in love again – especially gay love. Arguably, we can say that the reason the movie caught that much fire and is currently the most watched movie on Prime, is because the book, which was written by Casey McQuiston by the way, was a huge sensation when it was published. I read the book (after I saw the movie first) and I also enjoyed every single bit of it. I didn’t want the story to end. Of course, the story of two male prominent public figures who fell in love despite tradition and distance, is a beautiful one to share and experience on the leaves of a book. But the actual reasons why a lot of fans (especially me) are rewatching the movie again and again, creating different versions of edits for the movie and requesting for a sequel, the...