The Blue Double Tick

I sent you an epistle.

A long ass paragraph,

Telling, sharing, opening up,

On how much I love,

How i want you,

How I might have made terrible mistakes in the past with other men,

How I would love to give love with you a chance.

I sent you a heart emoji,

And a kiss emoji

And another love emoji,

Making it 3 emojis,

Because they say thrice is the charm.

I sent you a final sentence,

That came in form of a question,

Seven Words, Twenty Three letters,

Would You Love To Have Me Now?

It was my turn to wait patiently for you to read my message and reply me.

I know I had kept you waiting,

Far too Long than I should have,

I remember the many nights you would send me messages,

Telling, sharing, opening up,

On how you much you love me,

How much you want me,

How I make other girl looks like they weren't good enough for you.

And then you would wait anxiously for me to open and reply them,

But just like your tick took forever to change into the Blue Double Tick when you message me,

Tonight, my tick has refused to change to the Blue Double Tick.

And that's when I realized that your avatar has gone empty.

You have blocked me...

Aderonke

Adeyeye 2023

(The Chaotic Masterpiece)

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