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The House of Secrets Movie Review



 I don't know how I feel about this movie.


Did I enjoy it? I don't know.


Really, the feeling is indescribable.


It was a there movie. Just there.


The transition thing that happened when she was trying to regain normalcy took forever to happen.


I feel like the scene where she ran outside and was trying to find her way in the midst of  the crowd wasn't necessary if she would still come back inside.


Was it to show that there was actually no window where she thought she saw the couple through a window.


I actually like what the director did with the storytelling thing. Making it looked like she was writing about other people, when in actual sense she was writing about her love story.


The plot was cool. 


I liked the old school thing. But why would Efe Irele wear one wig throughout her scenes. And a human hair at that. Human hair in the 90s. It's laughable.


Wo, the military thing ate too. I like it.


I like how the past and present was intertwined. It's cool.



In all, I don't know jare. I only recommend if you want to enjoy aesthetics, props and costumes.


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