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Ijakumo Movie Review

 




Whatever this movie was set to give, it didn't give. 


Even the stripping is not giving.


Why is the Sharon girl sex talking like she is doing spoken words???


 I liked the babe in "Listening Ears", but I feel she is not 'mature' enough theatrically for this role.


Wait, what I noticed was that Toyin and her crew didn't know there was a girl who looks like the Sharon girl in his church.


A very crazy error that no director should make. If they had come in with this, maybe the finding out they were twin bla BLA BLA suspense would suspense well.


But as the director or script writer were very myopic, the twin shii didn't hold water.


If they had said or showed that they picked the Ugandan girl because she looked like the Nigerian girl in his church, e for make perfect sense.


Seriously, I am miffed.



The only thing that thrilled me was Kunle Remi and his lines. O mard gan. 🤣🤣🤣


"Emi mimo ni kin gbenu sohun". 🤣🤣🤣


"So, idi Uganda lo Fe baye mi je...."


Motherfucker ni Kunle Remi. He is very good at what he does 


Asides from Kunle Remi killing his role, nothing ate in this movie. Nothing.


Even the supernatural what what that Toyin was supposed to give didn't give.


It's a nice story but wo, e no give jare. Bad execution of the plot 


It is mildly recommended.


It was a waste of data for me Sha.

Comments

  1. Omoluwabi23 June 2023 at 13:44

    Good one. Always on point

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  2. Anonymous23 June 2023 at 13:49

    As usual, Toyin movies no dey give

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  3. Anonymous23 June 2023 at 14:06

    Hmmm. Just watching

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  4. Bolaji Fashakin23 June 2023 at 14:37

    She made a mess of the storyline @the end of the movie and the excess use of Deus ex machina to resolve the twirling plots she created was wack for a creative mind

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  5. Anonymous23 June 2023 at 22:25

    Thank God I didn't waste data

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  6. Anonymous24 June 2023 at 04:38

    I go watch then come back and drop my review, but I think Toyin needs to learn from Funke and not compete with her

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    1. adeyeye aderonke24 June 2023 at 06:06

      I am waiting on your review oooo. 🤣🤣🤣

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  7. Anonymous24 June 2023 at 08:16

    Oluwaseun ohhhh I just didn't feel so comfortable watching this particular movie because I don't actually admire the producer like that. From the days of Alakada reloaded I just don't understand any of her movies.

    This review has proven by point

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    1. adeyeye aderonke24 June 2023 at 14:42

      I feel like she needs some rebranding of some sort. She has the money and experience, I wonder why she is still producing these types of movies we no get head

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  8. Anonymous25 June 2023 at 12:28

    The story no gel. What is the dread for? If she had such powers, why did she not just go do magic and pick up the hard drive herself? So Kunle Remi’s group don’t have power but what is the girls wearing black and red for? Nonsense

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    1. adeyeye aderonke26 June 2023 at 15:14

      Your observations are very right. I even thought they had spiritual powers only to find out they are empty.

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  9. Anonymous8 October 2023 at 11:24

    I haven’t see this movie yet, but ka sha maa dupe emi for all this kind of review wey dey always save lives of data-fragile people like me 😪.

    Your reviews dey more interesting pass the movies sef 😏. Kudos! 👏🏽

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