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Ijogbon Movie Review

 




Ahn ahn, wait now??? How long did he run wey nightfall meet him still running? Ki lo de? It's not realistic jor.


There was no point he even looked back to see if the person chasing him was following him? Abegi.


The opening scenes were just anyhow. Too anyhow. 


That woman telling Tales by Campfire light was unnecessary. 


Anyway, Ijogbon is that imperfect movie that you just want to watch anyway. It's not perfect but it's there.


They need to stop casting this BBN Dorathy at this point. She is a terrible actress.


Sam Dede speaking Yoruba is Sweet. That man is a very dynamic actor. He is so good at this acting thing.


It's just like Kunle Afolayan didn't know what to do with his money and time. 


Overall,

 it's 4/10 for me.


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  1. Anonymous14 October 2023 at 01:13

    Your last line 👌 and Netflix money is too sweet to ignore. Total rubbish

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