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Blood Vessel Movie Review

 



It started beautifully, no doubt about that. The beginning was engaging, howbeit, chaotic, which is understandable.


My wahala started with that scene Jidekene and his people threw that litted bottle. I expected a boom of fire. 


I didn't get that. Then they now showed fire burning people. And I am like 🙄🙄🙄🙄


For someone who served in Bayelsa state, I can't speak one word of it. But I enjoyed how the non- South South cast spoke the Ijaw language well. They got the accent and all.



So how did Bimbo Manuel know that the guy that he was looking for was going to be at the market buying something? It didn't make sense. The guy sef spent years picking money on the floor 


How in God's name did that shop start moving? How? 


Why is Jidekene still with his igbo accent? What is Nna doing in his vocabulary? Y'all don't work with these actors to learn and unlearn. 


That Oyin epistle about the python God is crap. Having another action going on at the same time just ruined that moment for her.


There is something about this movie. The continuity is silly. How did the get into those tube like things? How? What happened to the Hausa dude that chased them? 


How did Abbey' sister know where to find him? I didn't see a phone with which they communicated.


In this age and time, how can you lose your phone just like that? How Olotu lost his phone is annoying. 


That bonfire/snake fire scene is pretty annoying. Everything just drag.


The movie bored me.


It just wanted to get to the end 


No depth whatsoever.

This movie was supposed to take the viewers through an emotional journey. But if didn't deliver.


Language was beautiful.

The fact that it was actually a movie that depicted the South South struggle, is soothing.

I loved that it wasn't your usual Igbo or Yoruba movie. 

The storyline was great 

Props, great.


Directing? That's where Play Network always always get it wrong. 


Always.


Charles needs to get Kemi Adetiba or Biodun Stephen on his projects.


I'd give it a 3 for effort 



I read that the guy Tekana guy (the one who was amputated) passed away before the movie dropped. Rip to him.

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