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Under Her Wrapper

Under Her Wrapper.

Just the other day, I told Ajihun that she is the love of my life, and she laughed at me. Showing those her white beautiful teeth, Ajihun laughed at me so hard and called me Ashewo.

I felt terrible and I told her as I escorted her to the stream. And if not for her love that is intoxicating me like emu oguro, I would have left her alone and not talk to her again.

But, it is this love that is making me do mumu for her. Chai!  I love Ajihun just like I love maami, I am even sure I love Ajihun more than I love maami.

But Ajihun never takes me seriously. She calls me Oko obirin, and I wonder which women she is talking about.

She mentions Adunni, Omo Iya Ologi but it is just play I am playing with that one. I only play with her big breasts under the moonlight.

She mentions Adebanke, but truth to God, Adebanke is the one pushing herself on me oooo.  She is the one who always asks me to come and check something under her wrapper, and I love to check something under her wrapper.

She mentions Adenike, the most beautiful girl in our village, but it's not like I love that one oooooo.  I just want her to have one maybe two children for me.

Can you see that there are no women and Ajihun is just making up tales against me.

Just as we got to the stream, I saw Adebanke, wearing a blouse with low neckline, and the sight of her ample cleavage made my thing rise.

She winked at me and told me to follow her to the back of the Odan tree, that she wants to show me something under her wrapper.

And who am I to say no, se bi it's just to check something and come back to my Ajihun.

If only Ajihun can just understand these things, she should understand that it's just something I go to check under her wrapper.

Comments

  1. Yetunde27 October 2019 at 00:31

    Please let him check jare. We all know he loves Ajihun

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