DEAR FUTURE HUSBAND...

Dear Future Husband,

My King, My Crown, Enibiokan Mi (the one after my heart), Ìfé Ayé Mi (the love of my life), Ìdùnnú Mi (my happiness), Àyò Mi (my joy).

I know it sounds strange that I am calling you all of these sweet names even before I have met you.

And I know that it sounds stranger that I think I'd ever meet you despite all the shege that your gender has shown me.

My Love, life and love has dealt me so much heartbreaks and hurts, that I have almost wanted to hang my dating boots time and time again.

But the thought of who you would be, fills me with so much excitement and curiosity, and keeps me hoping and praying that you come my way swiftly.

And when you finally come, My Jewel, I promise to love you unconditionally, deeply, sweetly, fully and wholeheartedly.

I promise to come to you healed and ready to be your wife and the mother of your kids.

I promise to be your lover, your prayer mate, your own private 'ashewo' (lol), your mother, your friend, your confidant, and your baby girl for life.

I promise to support your dreams and aspirations regardless of how insurmountable they might be.

I promise to celebrate your successes, and lift you up when you fall.

I promise that I'd stand with you and chase ten thousands with you.

I promise to regard you as the man of the house and the Olówó Orí Mi (The one who paid my bride price) that you are.

I promise to be the Ruth to your Boaz not the Delilah to your Samson.

I Promise i'll be your safe haven, your place of rest, and your forever home.

My Numero Uno, I don't know what life has in store for us, but I know that I can't wait to share the rest of my life with you.

I can't wait to carry your children in my womb and birth them. I am certain our kids will be adorable lil darlings.

My Forever, with you, I dream of the laughter, adventures, and quiet moments we'll share. I see us growing together, learning from each other, and becoming the best versions of ourselves year in year out.

Onítèmi (Mine), I can't wait to discover the world with you. Go to new places and try new things, have sex in crazy places with you, and to make memories that will last a lifetime.

I'll cherish and love you with all my heart, now and forever.

Yours always,

Aderonke Adeyeye.

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