Is it True That Nobody Plans To Cheat?

"Nobody plans to cheat, cheating just happens", I have always heard people say to douse an infidelity fire or to make themselves feel good and sleep well at night.

Of course, if you thought about it, they might be right because no one wakes one day to premeditate cheating.

You all would agree that no one just wakes and starts plotting how to start cheating.

But where I beg to differ with that saying is that cheating is actually a planned affair.

Don't raise your brows, calm down and walk with me through my thought process.

Before you walked up to that lady to say hi, you could have looked away and faced your business.

But you walked up to her, exchanged pleasantries with her, and continued to talk so more.

Because you wanted to be sleek and you wanted the conversation to go smoothly, you mentally appraise her, looking for what to compliment about her, that would help you score some points.

At that point, you look at her closely and deeply. You notice the big boobs, the ass, the cute smile, the dimple, the gaptooth, other things that you missed at first glance but that drives you crazy and that perhaps the madam at home doesn't have.

Then you place the compliment.

She loves it.

Her eyes shines brighter, twinkling like a hundred stars put together, her smiles grows bigger.

You are drawn in.

Now, you know what's up. If you had no idea that something fishy would happen before, you know it now.

She charms you. You want more. Of course, everyone wants more of what they never had!

Now you ought to take your leave, but you proceed to tell her about yourself, probably omitting the married part or not (some brazen bulls don't). She responds. 

"It's nice to meet you, I gat to go.", You were meant to say. To get out of the trap.

But you go "Woah, it is nice to know you. Can I have your number, we could hang out sometime?" 

You know your sometime doesn't mean one or two times, it probably meant a lot of nights cuddling up under duvets after steamy lovemaking sessions.

You know. But you don't know if she knows yet. If she knew she didnt let on.

Then you offer her your phone, she receives it with freshly coated red fingernails. You love red coated fingernails.

She returns the phone to you.

Here, you had the option to discard the digits if you had no plans to contact her in the nearest future.

But you saved it. Yes, you did.

"I'd give you a call, maybe tonight to check up on you." You utter, laughing into her eyes.

There......

You have set the ball rolling...

And rolling it goes.......

Till it becomes a full fledged relationship.....

And then I ask, "was it planned or not?"

For everytime you had the opportunity to back out and you didn't, you planned it.

So, dear cheating cheetah,

There is nothing like "Nobody plan to cheat, it just happens..."

People might not wake up to say "oh! this is a beautiful sunny day to cheat!"

But they know exactly when they were walking into a set trap or even setting one for themselves!!!

My 9pm musings

The Chaotic Masterpiece