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Slum King Movie Review

  I saw the trailer and I was gobsmacked, like "ha, this is going to be amazing ooo". I saw Tobi Bakare, Hermes, Olarotimi Fakunle, Gideon Okeke and Bolaji Ogunmola, and I thought for a second that this series would make sense. Dem suppose bite the producer (who actually produced Shanty Town), the director (who directed Wura series) and the script writer. Very shallow storyline. Directing is worse I have seen in a long time. No character development. Some Acting be like say make I slap the actors. Even Tobi didn't deliver at all. I am stopping at episode 3 as I am not intrigued to continue. The only reason I might want to continue is just to see where it all ends. 

Big Love Movie Review

  While this movie tried not to be your regular Nollywood Romantic movie, I still got annoyed at some small small mistakes that I saw. Inkblot is too big for some mistakes that were present in this movie. Overall, Big Love is nice. It's a movie that would take you through a rollercoaster of emotions. The beginning was quite not it.  Most of the dialogues got me rolling my eyes, like warahell. Casting was great. Storyline was amazing Directing wasn't coordinated. There were scenes that looked rushed and scattered. PS - VJ Adams should just leave Bimbo for Timini. Their chemistry is mind-blowing. Timini had grown as an actor. And it's great to see. Aunty Shaffy is great, as always. Overall, I'd give it an 8/10.

Ijogbon Movie Review

  Ahn ahn, wait now??? How long did he run wey nightfall meet him still running? Ki lo de? It's not realistic jor. There was no point he even looked back to see if the person chasing him was following him? Abegi. The opening scenes were just anyhow. Too anyhow.  That woman telling Tales by Campfire light was unnecessary.  Anyway, Ijogbon is that imperfect movie that you just want to watch anyway. It's not perfect but it's there. They need to stop casting this BBN Dorathy at this point. She is a terrible actress. Sam Dede speaking Yoruba is Sweet. That man is a very dynamic actor. He is so good at this acting thing. It's just like Kunle Afolayan didn't know what to do with his money and time.  Overall,  it's 4/10 for me.

She Must Be Obeyed Movie Review

  I don't understand Funke Akindele's obsession with the music industry Sha. She is always trying to project the industry one way or the other - we have Industreet already. On this new one Sha, I don't know how to feel about it.  This storyline is great. The life of a Celebrity musician behind the camera and in front of the camera. But the directing get as e be. The movie just dey anyhow. But the acting from some cast made up for the 'anyhowness'. Bishop (Okon) was amazing. Lateef was great. Gayness doesn't fit Akah. He shouldn't try it again. Vee tried small. I don't understand what Ali Nuhu was acting. Lizzy Jay sef dey vex person. The entire Rachael Okonkwo family weren't it at all. Mama Gee no try at all. Don't give her a drunk role again. Nancy Isime was Nancy Isime, Just there. Shaffy Bello was great as always. In all, I will give it a 4/10.

The Blue Double Tick

  I sent you an epistle. A long ass paragraph, Telling, sharing, opening up, On how much I love, How i want you, How I might have made terrible mistakes in the past with other men, How I would love to give love with you a chance. I sent you a heart emoji, And a kiss emoji And another love emoji, Making it 3 emojis, Because they say thrice is the charm. I sent you a final sentence, That came in form of a question, Seven Words, Twenty Three letters, Would You Love To Have Me Now? It was my turn to wait patiently for you to read my message and reply me. I know I had kept you waiting, Far too Long than I should have, I remember the many nights you would send me messages, Telling, sharing, opening up, On how you much you love me, How much you want me, How I make other girl looks like they weren't good enough for you. And then you would wait anxiously for me to open and reply them, But just like your tick took forever to change into the Blue Double Tick when you message me, Tonight, my t...

The Black Book Movie Review

  Chaos is what you get when you try to film movies like Hollywood without doing your homework well.  That kidnapping scene is one of the most chaotic and unorganized crime scenes ever. Like WTH!! Moving on, we have RMD and Olumide bonding that didn't give the vibes they were gunning for. Then the scene where Sam Dede called Bimbo Akintola on the phone asking who he should kill. Please what's the job of the two police men that were present at the scene? What's their work? Are they aesthetics? I expected them to go close to her immediately they realized she was communicating with the kidnappers. No, they stood like they were visitors checking family album. Mchew. It was after the conversation has ended that the soldier guy came to stand in front of her - like a mannequin.  Another thing, choice of soundtrack was shitty. What's "omo mi Seun rere" doing in that beach scene. I am rolling my eyes. All those half half conversations that were flying up and down, na r...

On Taylor Zakhar Perez, Nicholas Galitzine and the Red, White and Royal Blue Cakegate Saga

If you are homophobic, it is better you stop reading at this point. Thank you! Lol. It isn’t news that Prime’s new movie, Red White and Royal Blue movie, is currently making waves, bringing smiles to lovers’ faces and making people believe in love again – especially gay love. Arguably, we can say that the reason the movie caught that much fire and is currently the most watched movie on Prime, is because the book, which was written by Casey McQuiston by the way, was a huge sensation when it was published. I read the book (after I saw the movie first) and I also enjoyed every single bit of it. I didn’t want the story to end. Of course, the story of two male prominent public figures who fell in love despite tradition and distance, is a beautiful one to share and experience on the leaves of a book. But the actual reasons why a lot of fans (especially me) are rewatching the movie again and again, creating different versions of edits for the movie and requesting for a sequel, the...

The One for Sarah Movie Review

  I like that the movie made us feel like the three men were in love with her. That twist is grand. Nice casting. Lover boy Uzo is cute to watch. They need to stop casting My Crush, Daniel Etim as an abuser. This is the second movie I am seeing that. I don't like it. Overall, mildly recommended. Don't put your expectations high. Just watch for fun. Thanks.

DEVIL IN AGBADA MOVIE REVIEW

  Don't bother. Waste of time, data and eyesight  Not recommended but you can go ahead if you want. Not suitable for kids under the age of 1.

Jagun Jagun Movie Review

  Instead of you to go and watch on Netflix, you're here looking for review. 🤣🤣🤣 This movie is the movie of the year. Forget that it didn't drop in the cinema. This movie should carry all the AMVCA awards. What is this??? What is this delicious pot of soup? Haaaaa! Everything is complete in this movie. Everyone gave their best!! Every single soul!!! Omoooorrrr!  I am beyond impressed. Kindly look for a subtitle oooo if you're a non Yoruba person. Tenku. I will pick this movie over King of Thieves any day