See What Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon Said about late Oba of Benin

Just few weeks ago, I was thinking about Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon. I was wondering why he has not said anything about the 'crinkum-crankum cum kakistocracy cum gargantuan cum Mephistophelean' state of this country. ( Lol).

Anyway Hon. Patrick has refused to say anything about state of the nation but he has however spoken as he writes a tribute to the late Oba of Benin who died yesterday.

And here is the tribute:

Heart of the land of igodomigodo
Yes..the heart of the land of igodomigodo
suffereth a phlebotomy

The sacred chalk has been broken
The savanah bush
rumbles from the incandescent foot walk
of the “phoenixian” leopard

Oh……the land of igodomigodo
suffereth a venesection

Aplomb in realization like the Egyptian
bird of Phoenix,igodomigodo’s
phlebotomized land shall drink soon
the traditional meriba’s aqua.

The Umogun scintillates…scintillates and
scintillates…..

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