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Eri Ife Mi Movie Review


I am not a fan of Rok movies. Never have and never would be.


No offense to Mary Njoku and get team but they produce boogie mediocre movies, with nice storylines and poor directing.


But I am doing this review  because a good friend asked me to.


So, here it goes;


I love the opening scene. I am a sucker for amazing opening scenes, and I love this one.


Hol up!!! I dey begin dey vex ooo.

What's with that annoying grandma voice in scene 2? 


Na, I won't take this archaic old people talking sound. It's annoying. 


Old people talk well. Jeez.


Okay, she is panicking, but why the exaggerated long coughing like someone who is asthmatic. You can have a panic attack and not be like this. 


So, you want to tell me that nothing happened to that card since all of those years?


No now. Not even a tear. No discoloration. No bending.


Cockroach didn't pee on it. Haba now.... After all those years.


Back to the grandma. Was she always that old?


She was the same from the flashback scene and the present day scenes.


I can't deal with some directors.


I got tired of the whole movie at some point. I was just forwarding it.


Nice storyline. But as usual terrible directing. The production is wack. You could barely head the conversation. There is this audio interference that kept getting in the way.


Overall: I won't recommend it.

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  1. Chai! And I was looking forward to watching it o
    Thanks for the review baby girl

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