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Passport Movie Review

 



The opening was great. Jim Iyke was killing it. But those two friends of his are just not it for me.


That Mighty girl should tone down her nonsense agbero acting. It's annoying to watch.


Then, what is with the dragging of scenes. I am getting bored at the meeting scene.


Zubby doesn't do it for me, Sha. I dunno about you people oooooo.


This movie has no business getting in the cinema in the first place. It should have stayed at that Alaba movies category.


What's with Mercy Johnson and the  the insistent mention of Davido. The writer should be flogged. Dafuq

Everything about this movie no follow. 


Omoooorrrr, that movie is God forbid. I rate it 1/10

Comments

  1. Anonymous6 June 2023 at 07:03

    Thanks
    I won't be wasting my precious 2hrs

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  2. Anonymous6 June 2023 at 07:33

    Thank God say I never waste me time and battery watch m

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  3. Anonymous6 June 2023 at 09:28

    The movie was tiring at a point and the whole agbero thing was not working

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    1. adeyeye aderonke6 June 2023 at 10:53

      I swear it wasn't agberoing at all. 🤣🤣🤣

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  4. Anonymous6 June 2023 at 11:54

    Em, I agree with the draggy scenes... The Mighty girl too over did it in some scenes. I enjoyed Kopiko(Mercy Johnson's) delivery... It is a 6/10 for me.

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    1. adeyeye aderonke6 June 2023 at 23:43

      I see you, Mercy's sweet fan. 🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

      Delete

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