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The Clumsy Wife



When you were asked about your swollen right eye, you said you sleepwalked and hit your face against the wall.


We all said sorry and asked you to get well soon.


A few days after, it was your chin that was shifted to the side. In response, you blamed it again in your clumsiness and that you feel off the bed.


You are a grown woman in her late 30's. This time, we had questions that we couldn't dare to ask you.


Weeks later, you were limping and you assured us that it was your clumsiness that made you fall down the stairs.


At this point, we faced our business and wished you all the best.


2 months later, you're lying in a golden casket, 6 feet under the ground. 


The autopsy read that you died from a deep gash on your forehead, probably a hit from the bloody plank of wood that was found beside your corpse.


At this point, you want to talk. You wanted to say it all. But it's too late.


Your husband claimed you hit your head on the plank, and we all believed him because you told us all you were a Clumsy Wife.



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